Mothafuckaplease

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Jay. 24/ Entrepreneur/ Bartender/

Power is a good drive.

Live fast, work hard, and play HARDER.

"Never look back and regret the past. It's there for a reason and there's no point in waiting for it to catch up!"IG/SNAPCHAT: Mr_Imp0ssible

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k-aaron:

Literally my favorite scene ever.

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circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

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circumcising:

are we gonna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

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kzaketchum:

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kzaketchum:

Knowing you’re ugly so there’s a -100% chance you won’t get any.

#teamuglyandlonely

OMG.. THIS IS MY LIFE!

Ugh. Being ugly is a curse.

Curses can be broken :D! There’s hope!

HOORAY FOR HOPE

*twirls and does the happy dance* (:

Yaaaas gurl! You killing that dance

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Last job of the day. The condo is so fancy. Mirrors in the elevators and all. Hurhurhur

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Doing part time tech work ended up being a lot more fun than I thought 😁

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Night night

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

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